Yo mama’s soo dum she thought a quarter-back in football was an income tax refund.
OHHHHHHHHHHH!

yo mama so fat she blew up the house with fart

Do you hear their accents ? =] They’re deffinately not American and they SO want to be ! Hence , the word ”wannabe”. Ok thea racist word wasn’t necessary .

lol funny

yo momma so fat her belt size is “Equater”.

‘i got to tell you something..you know we got the same momma right!?’

now that was funny..

i’m say thank you to Yo Mama! kuz the two a y’all is cute keep it up..

yo mama so fat when u want to shake her hand she has to give u directions

yo mama so old her birth certificate says expire on it

yo mama so old her social security number is 1

yo momma lyk da eifle tower, half of europe has been under her!

yo mama must be a trumpet player, because she blew me away last night. OH BITCH

yo mamas so fat her belts the equator

your momma’s breath is so stinky when se yawns her teeth duck!

yo mama is like a squirrel, she cant keep the nuts out of her mouth

lol

LOL yo mama is so black when the cops were chasing her she went in a dark spot and the cops were like WTF? were is she

yo mama so fat when she went a scale it said i want ur wieght not ur phone number

i got one, (an original,) that’s so good, i’m not gonna say it because everyone’s gonna use it and take credit for it,

yo mama so old,she was the only thing from jurastic park that was not animated.

u know we have the same mama
XDDDD

lol heres 1 ur momma so scary she got the devil scared n ur momma so fat she went2 a party n da kidz thought she was a bounce house n ur momma so fat she dont go to the doctor when theirs sumthing wrong she go2 the autoshop xD

ur momma so fat she irons her pants in the drive way,your momma so small she uses a cheerio as a hooly le hoop,you momma so ugly she made a onin cry
ur mooma so fat she has her own zip code

Yo momma so nasty she has to put salt water down her pants just to keep her crabs fresh!
I OWN!

Yo momma so fat that when they took a pic of her feet she coulden`t identify them.

yo momma like a hockey playa, she only changes her pads every third period! ohhhhh yo momma like a brick, she flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans….yo momma lika vacum cleana, she sux, she bloxs, then gets laid in da closet!! ohhh